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Ingredients

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup nuts
  • 2 cups dried fruit
  • 1 bottle tequila Jose Cuervo

Method

  • Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  • Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
  • Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  • Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  • Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
  • Mix on the turner.
  • If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  • Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  • Next, sift two cups of salt, or somethin...