Ingredients

  • 1 cup cashews (soaked for at least an hour)
  • 1 large garlic clove (peeled)
  • 6 baby carrots
  • 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
  • 1 teaspoon tahini
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons almond milk
  • salt (to taste)
  • paprika (to taste)
  • 1 bunch kale (cleaned, stems removed and leaves torn up into random chip sizesa also make sure the leaves are dry!)

Method

  • Throw everything (except the kale) into a high-speed blender or food processor.
  • Pour mixture over kale chips, preferably in a bowl.
  • Massage the mixture onto the kale (I use my hands) so every kale leaf is coated thoroughly.
  • Spread the leaves out on a baking pan.
  • Bake leaves in the oven at 250* degrees F. for about an hour (until the kale leaves are crisp and the mixture is no longer moist).
  • Every oven is different so just keep checking!
  • Once the kale chips are done, take them out and sprinkle more paprika on top for more heat (or not) and let cool.
  • Eat them all.
  • Eat all the kale chips.