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Ingredients
- 1 telephone (push button preferable, old fashioned rotary okay)
- 1 phone book
- 1 newspaper coupon
- 1 desperate man
- 1 absent woman
- 1 or more children, agitated and impatient
Method
- Tired of being the helpless man?
- Now you can take charge. It's really not that hard to fix dinner.
- (Yell at kids.)
- Look up the number for local Pizza Hut.
- They're in white pages under "P." Using index finger of right hand, call Pizza Hut.
- (Yell at kids.) Tell them you have a coupon.
- Order 1 large pizza, hand tossed, 1/2 sausage, 1/2 pepperoni.
- Note time.
- (Yell at kids.)
