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Ingredients

  • 1 pound chicken breasts
  • 1 x red pepper flakes to taste
  • 1 x white pepper
  • 1 x black pepper
  • 1 x paprika
  • 1 x bread crumbs

Method

  • Defrost chicken.
  • Preheat oven.
  • Line cooking tray with tinfoil and grease with butter.
  • Cut chicken into cubes, or whatever shape looks about right.
  • Dump a bunch of bread crumbs in a large freezer bag.
  • Put some cajun spices in the bag.
  • Add red pepper.
  • Toss in a little white pepper and add some more red pepper.
  • Add some black and white pepper in an amount that looks pretty.
  • Add more red pepper and disguise it with the paprika.
  • Add more cajun spices to cover up the mess of red.
  • Add more bread crumbs and shake.
  • When everything is well-mixed, toss all your chicken works of art into the freezer bag.
  • Dance around the kitchen singing the dead chicken song.
  • Shake bag during the refrain.
  • Unload half the bag of chicken pieces.
  • only those that got breaded.
  • Put them on the tray stupid.
  • Add the rest of the chicken to the tray.
  • Everyone should be in little rows.
  • If anyone piles up on another chicken, remove the offending piece and beat it with the mallet.
  • Put it back on the tray, preferably in the corner.
  • Dump tray into stove.
  • It should be warm enough by now.
  • Set the timer for 40 minutes and leave.
  • 15 minutes later.
  • return and remove the chicken.