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Ingredients

  • telephone
  • telephone directory
  • pencil or telephone dialer (optional)
  • credit card or cash
  • desired mode of transportation
  • coupons (optional)
  • babysitter (optional)

Method

  • Sort through coupons, discarding those past expiration date. Select one from remaining pile.
  • With telephone directory in hand, locate phone number.
  • Pick up phone and dial number using pencil, telephone dialer or finger.
  • When restaurant answers, make reservations, indicating time and number in party.
  • At this point, ask for directions (men may skip this step).
  • Add babysitter as needed, applying house instructions liberally.
  • Using desired mode of transportation, arrive at restaurant.
  • Select meal, enjoy, pay tab with credit card or cash; top with tip.
  • Serves 2.