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Ingredients

  • 1 billfold (must contain a small amount of cash)
  • 1 set of car keys (helps if they happen to belong to the car that is not blocked in)
  • 1 large helping of patience

Method

  • Put billfold in back pocket.
  • Grab car keys.
  • Go back and get car keys to other vehicle.
  • Crank car and drive to the local fast food joint of your choice.
  • Sit in line at drive thru 15 to 20 minutes.
  • Go home (or to work).
  • Open bag.
  • Fuss 15 minutes because you didn't get what you ordered.
  • Eat it anyway.
  • Go to refrigerator or drink machine and get drink to replace the one you spilled on drive home (or on way to work).