Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup jarred whole or chopped pimento peppers (about 10 1/2 ounces)
  • 1/2 small shallot, grated
  • 2 ounces cream cheese, softened
  • 6 tablespoons Hellmann's mayonnaise
  • 6 tablespoons Miracle Whip
  • 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 3-5 dashes hot sauce
  • 6 ounces mild cheddar, shredded
  • 6 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded
  • 3 ounces Parmesan, shredded
  • 3 ounces pepper Jack cheese, shredded
  • Crackers (for serving)

Method

  • Drain peppers, reserving liquid, then finely chop if whole.
  • Process shallot, cream cheese, mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, Worcestershire, salt, hot sauce, and 2 Tbsp. pepper liquid in a food processor until very smooth. Add cheeses and pulse until just combined. Add peppers and pulse until just combined. Serve with crackers alongside.
  • Pimento cheese can be made 5 days ahead; cover with plastic, pressing onto surface, and chill.