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Ingredients

  • 1 can sardines
  • 1 medium red onion
  • 1 pkg. saltine crackers
  • 1 moon pie
  • 1 cola

Method

  • Before dance, select favorite brand of sardine; be sure it has a "key opener" so you won't need regular opener.
  • Open sardines. Use pocket knife to peel and slice onion.
  • Use same knife to ease out sardines and put on cracker.
  • Alternate bite of sardine and cracker with onion.
  • Finish off with moon pie and cola.
  • Belch about twice and call dance.
  • (Save cola can for recycling.)
  • Makes one serving.