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Viewed: 59 - Published at: 4 years agoIngredients
- 1 box cake mix
- eggs
- water
- vegetable oil
- step stool
- patience
- love
- time
- sense of humor
- cleaning supplies
- change of clothes
- aspirin
- television
- bakery
Method
- Wash helper's hands.
- Preset oven.
- Put cake into bowl.
- Get out eggs.
- Put spilled cake mix back into bowl.
- Get out oil.
- Pick up broken eggs from floor.
- Measure water.
- Remove egg shells from batter.
- Tell helper next time not to lift electric mixer from batter when it's still running.
- Wipe counter walls, being careful not to slip on floor.
- Remind helper a taste is not a cupful.
- Get out shortening to grease pan.
- Gently remind helper to grease pans first!
- Comfort helper who is crying because pan slipped from her hands and spilled onto her shoes.
- Suggest to helper that sometimes grownups are better at carrying things without spilling.
- Clean up helper.
- Put on T.V.
- Turn off oven.
- Wash dishes, counter walls and floor.
- Change clothes.
- Call bakery.
- Take aspirin and lie down.