Bubble Bath - liquid detergent

Method

• Light oven, get out bowl, spoons and ingredients.
• Grease pan; crack nuts.
• Remove 18 blocks and assorted ninja toys from table. Measure 2 cups flour.
• Remove Lachlan's hands from flour.
• Wash flour off of him.
• Measure one more cup of flour to replace flour on floor.
• Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter.
• Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl which Lachlan knocked on floor. Get another bowl.
• Answer doorbell.
• Return to kitchen.
• Remove Lachlan's hands from bowl.
• Wash Lachlan.
• Get out egg.
• Answer phone.
• Return.
• Take out greased pan.
• Remove 1/4-inch salt from pan.
• Look for Lachlan.
• Get another pan and grease it.
• Answer telephone.
• Return to kitchen and find Lachlan.
• Remove his hands from bowl.
• Wash shortening off him.
• Take up greased pan and find 1/4-inch layer of nutshells in it.
• Head for Lachlan who flees, knocking bowl off table.
• Wash kitchen floor.
• Wash table.
• Wash walls.
• Wash dishes.
• Wash Lachlan.
• Call bakery and order cake. Lie down.