Salt Lick Bars - butter

Method

• Preheat oven to 350° F. Oil an 8x8 square pan and set aside.
• In a mixing bowl, mix softened butter with flour, salt and granulated sugar until a crumbly dough forms. Flour should be completely mixed in. Press into prepared pan, building up a bit of a wall on each side. Prick three or four times with the tines of a fork, and bake for 15-20 minutes until golden and set. Remove and cool completely.
• Over medium heat, medium low if you're really nervous, mix together the sweetened condensed milk, butter, salt and brown sugar until caramel forms. Stir the entire time, and don't walk away from the pot. What you want is a thick, slurpy caramel that looks like caramel. It should not be pasty, it should not be thin; it should be golden and as thick as what you'd expected melted caramel to look like. Stir the entire time, to avoid burning. It may feel like the mixture is sticking to the pan, but as long as no black or dark brown bits come up, you're fine.
• Once you've reached caramelville, remove from heat, count to ten, add the vanilla extract stirring well (stand back, it might sputter) and pour the finished product over the shortbread crust. It will cool quickly, be fast and confident in spreading. The nice thing is that it will, or should, be thick enough to spread all the way to the edges without pooling over into the space left when the crust pulled away from the sides. Allow to cool and set, about ten minutes.
• Meanwhile, pour the chocolate into a heatproof bowl. If futuristic, use the microwave to melt your chocolate on half-power (or defrost), stirring every 40 seconds or so. If Old School, use the double boiler method and melt, in a bowl, over a pot of simmering water. Once melted, glossy and no lumps remain, stir in the butter and pour over the caramel layer, smoothing and spreading if needed.
• Sprinkle bars with a pinch of kosher or sea salt. Chill completely, until set, then score and cut into small squares with a sharp knife.
• Eat all of them.